I was once asked for my autograph in the shower on one of my rare visits to the gym. I was washing my hair, facing the wall, when I was tapped on the shoulder so already its quite inappropriate. I turned round and there was another naked man standing there with a piece of paper. And I think if you cant see how inappropriate this I am just going to have to play along so I took the paper, which is slowly becoming mulch, and carved my name in it…
Imported from the USA.