Congratulations! After several years as your teams underappreciated Beater, youve finally made Captain! Sure, it took waiting until upperclassmen either graduated or mysteriously disappeared, but do not let those facts get you down. You deserve this title more than anyone else! After practice, you can change into your comfy pants, and celebrate your promotion with a nice mug of pumpkin juice by the common room fireplace…
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